Tuesday, October 2, 2012

No Rhyme, Less Reason

Celebrating the ever changing name of my blog (something that I like to think is judiciously governed by my sense of lesser lameness among several evils mental chi component), and
the so many things in this world I have no flaming idea about, this is the the story of the wise man from fey.
Fey, the only land where nonsense makes sense, was his home since time immemorial. Which is a very long time, He got bored and decided to leave, seeking truth, beauty and awesomeness.

The wise man we are speaking of was a manic depressive who set out to see all the beauty this universe had to offer. He packed his bags, was ready to go, stepped out, stretched. He looked to the skies in polite wonderment of the ubiquitous cosmic ponder "What is life?" You see he had a habit of thinking no end of himself, he also had a compulsion of thinking no end of many things, of all things. The story halts at a point he realizes he is a blithering idiot. He is left promising undying loathing on his stupid alter egos

This is also the story of glorious gollum reborn bound to muggle earth (parallel world to middle earth) to finally seek his long over due vindication. Because if you think about it, he failed at a test, that High Kings failed to stand against, and still lived a horrible life for more than half a millenia. Even Frodo failed that test of overcoming the lure of the ring, it was Gollum's mindless intervention at the end that saved middle earth. Technically. And Frodo gets to party with the elfin ladies forevermore, Saurons dandy with Shelob. muggle earth is a place where karma is now on Ismagol's side.

The Wise Man from Fey(faeuh'h)

Mercy whipped by powers true
Whipped to pieces he gathers rue
Enslaved soul now weeps anew
An angel in disgust from the heavens flew

Bound by time and karma twice
Bound thrice with great avarice
Dark light creeps out again
This tale with intrigue shall rain

Bleugh, blah, bleh , boo, meh
Cried the wise man also from fey (h)
Deep light and mystery afire
Choked his veins and smothered his ire

Quiet noise and deafening silence
Smiled askance when in his mind
With a stoic heart and simple truculence
He set about kicking everyone's behind

"Verily I say this unto thee,
Great vengeance will I visit upon ye,
With cannons, hisses and a big bee
Till all Vendettas go wee hi hee

Sinfully ludicrous are these my crimes
The passing wind, mere blimp in times
Stand now fool and embrace my ire
Set the dogs onme? I ll set them on fire"

Sinners kicked him back to life
Pain weds strength, beauty loves strife
""You don't know whats good for you
You think a lot, but you DON'T,do you?""

There's a darkness living under my hair
Humming gangnam style in MY lair
I am the boy who ate the sun
You should now in all haste RUN!


Pretty lights you can dance in me mind
Through sinful days and beatific nights
Twisted thoughts me soul they wind
Blue wraiths war vermilion wights

When night falls and fell deeds awake
When stars die and the seas take sick
Your puny behind, on a merry fire I'll bake
With gunfire, brimstone and a big big stick