Stalwart species with stoic units. Hunters at night, grihastas by day. Fathers of kalaripayyttu, indirectly ensuring Boddhi Dharma's almost divinity and Jackie Chan's fortunes by their long dead in-the-forest capers.
Light of the east, lazy backwater navigators, inventors of the most laid back male loin cloth on the planet(the famous mundu). Kings, sages, warriors, fish curry experts...
It seems all that ancestral bravado was for naught! My stalwart lineage apparently also had a lot of apes, baboons, and bonobos in it, the coconut usage OCDs can finally be explained with this? Tall trees, fruits on top of tallness, arboreal competitive edge -> descendants eat, wear, adorn, lament, worship using coconuts in all.
Human grandeur is at best ephemeral, matters if it draws two things, feminine admiration(basic requirement for survival of any particular version / strain of species), and posterity. The former if backed with ample posteriors and dimpled smiles will almost always ensure the latter and the original ambition is just a matter of time and application.
The fault lies with Socrates. Such a fucking cool name. Epitomizes gravitas, the bastard. Taught us all to think. I am just sincerely pissed off, because i just realized, there is not even a county for under dogs. You have to try, if you fail, it sucks. I am going to name my son Apollo and buy him a scooty, need to spite the Greeks, some how.
I shall build a house of cards, in a city of dominoes. I shall then laugh and caper around in my lawn as if there is no fucking tommorow. I shall do this one day before Armageddon is announced.
These would be the thoughts of a person, to whom evolution and hopelessness has just been mathematically proven plausible. I however, dont'buy evolution in its entirety. Some of it yes, not all of it(Redundancy). The advances in science constantly justify this angle of dubious faith and vindicate this shaky reasoning of mine. I believe in doubt, and hence must doubt all things. Quite easily done.
I am sick of science, loathe logic, find reason revolting; these rape life and existence of all potential meaning. Down with evolution _|_. The truth can make you blind with its searing, hope destroying edicts. Gesundheit McDonalds . Viva La wannabees. #DemonsOnTheLeftShoulder
All this raving for no good reason
It was a hot day.
The heat does drive people mad.
# Redundancy , I am pretty sure is an evolutionary gimmick that clicked, because when hunters bedded gatherers there was no paper around and repetition was the only way to preserve knowledge, for those with inferior sources of cerebral food . See dont get mad at the people who state the obvious. Its a hangover from the times of their "fit as fiddle" ancestors who survived, fornicated and thus put in motion all the future creation of various permutations of themselves all with the inner calling to drive people looking for novelty or the simply impatient mad, mad oh so damn mad. But that is a story for another time and post.
Weird post titles are a bloggers salvation.
Gesundheit is the german equivalent of the benediction offered to people who sneeze. The great aortic pump supposedly stops for a moment when your common cold gets pissed off for being taken lightly and sends its heraldic minions through your nostrils to convert the pagans and damn the infidels. This stopping of aortic pump causes the needlessly cheerful folk to just LAY about with their blessings. The needlessly cheerful men need to be bred out of humanity. The times for deception is long past.
Handkerchiefs were thus wrought as the common colds textile formed nemeses. They used to keep the sinfully disdainful, people who derived maniacal pleasure in deeming the cold "common", and asking the afflicted to come in for work the next day, regardless of the fact that all the Otolaryngological (of or belonging to ENT -head and neck, coined just now, please shut it!) floodgates are at NoahArkon 3, hale effin hearty.
Then it seduced evolution and birthed two virile Bonnie lasses, flu and pneumonia.
Gesundheit.
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